Gambling Jokes

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"I want you to help me stop my son gambling," an anxious father said to his boy's principal. "I don't know where he gets it from but it's bet, bet, bet."
"Leave it to me," said the principal.
A week later he phoned the boy's father. "I think I've cured him," he said.
"How?"
"Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, "I bet that's a false beard."
"How much?" I said, and he said "$5 "
"What happened?" asked the father.
"Well, he tugged my beard, which is quite natural, and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson."
"No, it won't," said the father.
"He bet me $10 this morning that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week!"




Little Bobby was asked by his first grade teacher..."Bobby, do you know how to count?".
Bobby replied "Of course I do, my dad taught me".
The teacher doubted Bobby, and decided to put him to the test. "OK, Bobby...what comes after three?"
The teacher asked "Four!" Bobby immediately exclaimed. "Very Good" said the teacher, "OK, what comes after six?" "Seven!"
Bobby shot back immediately. "Bobby, your father is an excellent teacher. He must be so proud of you."
"Yes, he is" Bobby replied "OK, One last test", said the teacher "What comes after ten?" Without missing a beat, Bobby replied "Jack"



A guy shows up at his Thursday night poker game with his bulldog. The dog jumps on on an empty seat and the guy buys him some chips.
As the dealer starts to pass the dog by, the guy says, "Hey, deal my dog in!"
Everyone looks rather annoyed but they deal him in.
To everyone's surprise, the dog picks up the cards and begins to play!
After a few hands one of the guys says, "Say, that's amazing! Your dog ought to be in the Guiness Book of Records!"
The dog owner says, "Nah, he sees too many flops and is a sucker for a check-raise."