Redneck Test

[Thomas]

You might be a redneck if....

Your house is mobile and the six cars in your front
yard are not.

Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.

Your family tree does not fork.

A cat drowns in your satellite dish.

You have more than one living relative named after a southern civil war general.

[Straight_Up_Pimpin]

I sent this to my cousin down in Atlanta and he nearly died laughing. He especially liked the satellite dish one. Crazy ass crackers.

Just kidding.

[bippy123]

I just sent this one also to my cousin in New York . Hes using on his friends lol.