Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's fuc*ing Goofy!"

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"Coffee is for closers." -- Glengarry GlenRoss

I knew that bit*h was screwing around on Mickey. Man, you just can't trust a woman.

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"Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason." - Abraham Joshua Heschel