Reaching for the .....

[Lady_Luck]

A husband and wife are lying in bed. The husband reaches over under the sheets and touches his wife's shoulder. The wife sighs.

"That's nice," she says.

Her husband touches her leg.

"Oh, that's really nice," she purrs.

Her husband touches her breast.

"Yes. Right there. Don't stop!" she says.

The husband stops.

"Why did you stop?!" yells the wife.

The husband looks at her.

"I found the remote."