A boy and his father are talking.

The father says, "Son, if you keep masturbating so much, it'll cause you to go blind."

The son replies, "Dad, I'm over here."

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"Coffee is for closers." -- Glengarry GlenRoss

I'm so glad women don't have that problem.

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Luck be a Lady

The need to masturbate? That's a problem? Damn, I always looked at it as a blessing.

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"Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason." - Abraham Joshua Heschel

It makes you wonder how the old "you'll go blind" myth ever got started in the first place? Anybody?

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"Coffee is for closers." -- Glengarry GlenRoss