One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born, the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees. Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"

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Hope this one doesn't offend anybody. I just had to post it.

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"Coffee is for closers." -- Glengarry GlenRoss