I pile them all in my glove compartment. Then, when I've got a new honey in the passenger seat, I ask her to open it up and get my sunglasses. When she does, all these chips come falling out and I look like a real high roller. Granted, this only works with dummies, but you'd be surprised how many of those there are.

Lady Luck, you of course are an exception, as are any other ladies who might read this post. Don't be hatin' on a brother just because he does a little schemin'.

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"Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason." - Abraham Joshua Heschel