Redneck Test
You might be a redneck if....
Your house is mobile and the six cars in your front
yard are not.
Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
Your family tree does not fork.
A cat drowns in your satellite dish.
You have more than one living relative named after a southern civil war general.
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