This isn't really a joke, but it was a story I read in a newspaper article about slot machines and slot players. It seems a guy was playing the $1 Wheel of Fortune progressive slot game, and he hit the jackpot, the big jackpot, worth over $1 million.

The casino host goes over to him, congratulates him, and tells him that he's really happy for him that he won such a large jackpot.

The man's reply was, "Don't I get to spin the wheel?"

These games are so addictive and hypnotic that even after winning over $1 million, this gentleman still wanted to spin that wheel.