Lady Luck, I would never dream of such a thing. Besides, if you were walkin' the streets you wouldn't be able to post on this forum.

And before somebody gets pissed, I'm not a real pimp. First off, real pimps aren't posting on the INternet. 2nd, I'm an college student.

But I'm glad you like the name, Lady. For some reason, I picture you in one of those leather dominatrix outfits, typing away about gambling. Aren't those women always called "lady" this or "mistress" that. Just kidding.

I'm sure you imagine me sitting around with a huge pimp hat and a gold-encrusted goblet.